the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear


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Name: Michael
Nickname(s): Shieldsy, Michelle, The tall guy with the beard
Age: 17


Favorite Colour(s): Blue/Black
Least Favorite Colour: Yellow
Favorite Food: Pasta
Least Favorite Food: Cucumber
Favorite Band/Artist: All Time Low, A Day To Remember, Sabaton
Least Favorite Band/Artist: Pink Floyd
Favorite Type of Movie: Comedy, Sci Fi
Least Favorite Type of Movie: Horror

One thing you can’t get enough of: Music
One thing you hate more than anything: Living so far away from some of the best people in my life


Are you single? Yes 
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Oh God Yes
Do you flirt a lot? Apparently as much as I possibly can
Do you believe in love at first sight? No
Do you fall in love fast? No
Do you ever make the first move? It usually turns out that way
Do you want to get married? No not really


A daydreamer? Sometimes but not often
Talkative? With certain people
Energetic?  When I get to be with certain people
Happy? I try my best to be
Trustworthy? I am now, I know so much about people it hurts
Confident? It’s currently just feux confidence but that helps me feel more confident.
Friendly? If you deserve it
Sarcastic? No way man, not down with that shit
Dependable?  Yeah
Adaptable?  Every season I evolve into an updated version of myself
Emotionally strong? I’d say I’m half and half on that one

Religious? Ha no
Indecisive?  Yes
Outgoing? With certain people
Nosy? Yeah but I won’t intrude on your life, I just like to know what’s what
Lazy? Yes so much so .
Artistic?  Creativity was never my strong suit
Thoughtful? Yes
Considerate? Yes
Romantic? No not down with that 
Obsessive? No
Sincere?  Yes
Tolerant? Depends on my mood

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According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.

Babies are rude and ignorant.

fuck babies

dont fuck babies

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  • 4. Got a crush on anyone?
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Q: 8) what turns you on


Oh we’re still doing this okay uh tattoos and if he can play guitar. And a combination of the previous is deadly

Does bass count? What who said that?

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