I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms. (via hefuckin)

(Source: gayisthenewokay, via plight-of-the-ravens)

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not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

(via apageofrandomness)

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ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

(via ieatcakess)

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beagletime:

today i was in the emergency room for a concussion and the nurse asked me when my last period was and i thought about it and replied “5th period physics”

(via ieatcakess)

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teenytigress:

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

(via ieatcakess)

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physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via pezzed-off-your-tits)

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Literally just had cock for breakfast. Today is a good day

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